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I purchased the Rokbed 24k Gold iPhone case in order to put my ridiculous consumptive wealth on display in as obnoxious and pointless a fashion as possible. However, after using it for a few days, I realized that many of the people I was trying to impress with pernicious spendthriftiness either did not notice the case for the five seconds that they saw my phone while I checked a notification, or could not distinguish, from afar, between gold and brass. I think that the Rokbed Gold case would benefit greatly from a truly gross and prodigious number of diamonds or rubies. I think this would make the Rokbed 24k Gold iPhone case into the vulgar piece of pointlessly wasteful upper-class twattery it was meant to be. In the meantime, I've thrown mine in the garbage, and opted instead for a Galaxy S4 made from rhino ivory.Well packaged and prompt delivery |
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